February 2012 Circle Meetings:
Earnest Workers, Wednesday, Feb. 8th,
10AM at the church, Dot Clapp, Chair
Friendship Circle, Monday, Feb. 13th ,
7PM w/ Teresa Kellam, Lisa Kluttz, Chair
Bible Lesson #6 - “Greatly Honored are
the Pure in Heart”
Matthew 5:8; Psalm 24: Psalm 51:1-12
Dates to remember:
Wednesday, Feb. 15th: “Be Heart
Smart: Heart Health after 50”.
Kernodle Senior Center, 1535
S. Mebane St., Burlington:
11:30AM - 1PM or 6-7:30PM
Space is limited, reservations are
accepted on a first come, first
served basis. Call Alamance
Elder Care at (336) 538-8080
to register.
Feb. 25th—Spiritual Enrichment Day
Theme: “Generations of Women”
Host church: Parkway Presbyterian
Church, 1000 Yorkshire Rd,
Winston-Salem, NC
Information/Registration Form is
available on table in sanctuary,
deadline is Feb. 17th.
March 4th—”Celebrate the Gifts
of Women”
11AM worship service will honor
women of Shiloh who have
contributed their gifts to the
church and community.
All Women of Shiloh are invited
to join one of our two circles.
Earnest Workers meet on the
second Wednesday of the month
at 10AM at the church and the
Friendship Circle meets on the
second Monday of the month at
7PM at the home of one of the
circle members
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WOMEN’S WORKSHOP
Come Sunday afternoon, Jan. 29,
at 2:00PM for a planning and work
session on projects for the year.
We are looking forward to at least
three major events in 2012 to
benefit our benevolent causes.
As a woman of Shiloh, you can
add your voice, your creativity, and
your effort to do justice, love
kindness and walk humbly with
God in this place.
Let’s make 2012 a really special year!
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SOUPER BOWL SUNDAY
Lots will be going on at Shiloh on Feb. 5:
9:45AM. First Sunday Fellowship and
Mass Class celebrating Troop 19’s 50th
year
11AM Boy Scout Sunday observance
and Souper Bowl Offering
12:15PM Souper Bowl lunch in the
Sanctuary
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Shiloh is in the process of setting
up a new software system that will
allow us to communicate more
clearly the monthly operations
of the budget. Below is a listing
of expense items grouped by
category. We want the names
of the items to be as clear as
possible. Please review them
and submit your recommen-
dations to Carl or anyone on
the session as soon as possible.
more
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CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS
These sentences supposedly appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services (Carl is doubtful because more than a few of them sound like they came from professional comedy writers). But anyway, here they are:
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say “Hell” to someone who doesn’t care much about you.
For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM — prayer and medication to follow.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
This evening at 7:00 p.m. there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7:00 p.m. Please use the back door.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7:00 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
Thanks to Judi Holsinger for passing these along for your annoyment.
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